check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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