...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's never too late to be topless.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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