He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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