I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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