I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
She announced her abortion via fbk
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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