I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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