It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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