her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
tell me about the fingering
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