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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I think i got beer on your cat.
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