You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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