Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
