She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why didn't you poke me back
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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