Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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