8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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