You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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