awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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