we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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