why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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