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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

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  No?

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  Well my cheeks are red now

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• (858): View more from California

  last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  how can getting a pizza be this hard?

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  when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible

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• (909): View more from California

  don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You were supposed to behave this weekend.

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  But... naked.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Stay away a while longer.

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  Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.

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