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Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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