i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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