I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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