Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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