And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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