I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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