Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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