Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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