Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
