Having a random hookup so left but love u
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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