We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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