i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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