is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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