That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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