i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
