i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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