im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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