i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
