Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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