I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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