I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
We don't watch enough power rangers
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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