I think I died a long time ago.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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