The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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