She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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