just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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