Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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