But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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