Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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