normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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