We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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