he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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