I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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