just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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