white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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