I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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