just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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