He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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