How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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