Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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