Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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