I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
